Oi sup?
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Hey!, What's up?
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A man got arrested for driving his car into a sex toy shop to steal a $300 sex toy, but abandoning it for a different version. How did he get caught? He took his licenses plates off and placed them in the front window. Then he drove out through a set of doors to escape. Weird eh? The idiot left his license plates in the window. What more fail could I say just there? He was all like:
*Crash* -Hops out of the car- "Oh yeah, time to snag me a good toy from here." ( Did I mention he forgot to put his car in park?) "Got my license plate in the window, no one would think of that! Holy crap! It's a portable a** and ******!" -Yoink- "Oh wait here's a better one!" -Drop, snag, hops back into the car and drives out a set of doors.-
I really couldn't make this up if I tried :< I first caught wind of this in a furaffinity forum here
[link] Actual footage of ittoo!
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But enough about stupid people. Due to a few things popping up here and there I have to come back to deviantart, one of the reasons being that I can't leave some people here without the rest of TGO, plus some ''other'' things I promised. So I guess I could say I'm back for a little while.
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Hey guys! Tell me. If you had some reason to rob a sex toy shop what would you steal?
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~Wolftale
Crazy, insane, gotta love it.
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There are about 95% of people that would cry if the jonas brothers were about to jump off a bridge. Copy and paste this to your signature if your one of the 5% that would push them.
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If I told you that the world would explode if you clicked that link,Would you still click it?X3
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My shirt had kool-aid on it, so I ated it D:
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CRITICS ARE BUMS! DX
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If I told you that the world would explode if you clicked that link,Would you still click it?X3
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My shirt had kool-aid on it, so I ated it D:
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CRITICS ARE BUMS! DX
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"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow's a mystery. Today is a gift; that's why it's called the present."
"Remember; the Expert of Whatever;
Was once a beginner- there's always a first for everything"
A penny?
YES! Do everyone a favor and buy a sense of humor!
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My shirt had kool-aid on it, so I ated it D:
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CRITICS ARE BUMS! DX
It's something very valuable
To
Me.
The greatest thing
Ever
Created.
Would you like to know?
Smile, and turn to the mirror.
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"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow's a mystery. Today is a gift; that's why it's called the present."
"Remember; the Expert of Whatever;
Was once a beginner- there's always a first for everything"
A penny?
YES! Do everyone a favor and buy a sense of humor!
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"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow's a mystery. Today is a gift; that's why it's called the present."
"Remember; the Expert of Whatever;
Was once a beginner- there's always a first for everything"
A penny?
YES! Do everyone a favor and buy a sense of humor!
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